5/28/2009.

1.)

For meeting with a female for a 2nd, 3rd, or 4th time, never approach a female and say "There you are!"

I've learned that the hard way. After that happened she took offense fast and I had to apologize. Unless you're playing hide-and-seek with a female, never say to a female "There you are!"

Not that it matters... but this female was in her 70s. Anyways, she was digging in the dumpster by a grocery store (which I had helped her with earlier that day) but nah, that didn't go well.

This happened on May 10, 2009.

Unfortunately, as for other stories, I'd have to think retroactively for them. But you know, it's not like I randomly talk to females like that, ya know?